Ouch, That Spam Hurts June 2
Disclaimer: This piece was written for entertainment purposes only. It is satirical in nature, and although some of the names, places, and facts included herein are real, the statements attributed to these individuals are not real nor is there an actual condition know as Spam-Introduced Self-Hatred (SISH).
While the world focuses on SARS, a new health hazard has taken root with little notice. Although SARS is transferred through aerosolized bodily fluids, this new threat to public health is spread through the use of e-mail, whether at home, school, or in the office. SISH (Spam-Induced Self-Hatred), arises from repeated exposure to unsolicited commercial e-mail offers that imply that you are fat, poorly endowed, unattractive, old and/or are stupid for not making millions of dollars while working from home in your pajamas. (more…)
